Enjoy my guest spot on “You Deserve a Drink” in anticipation of tomorrow’s MDK! :D
reminder that your favorite celebrity probably masturbates
In an inverseverse the celebs masturbate to their fans…
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
The lovely voice of the sweet Zoey Barkow or my new message tone.
It’s a uniquely American prudishness. You can write the most detailed, vivid description of an ax entering a skull, and nobody will say a word in protest. But if you write a similarly detailed description of a penis entering a vagina, you get letters from people saying they’ll never read you again. What the hell? Penises entering vaginas bring a lot more joy into the world than axes entering skulls.
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| — | Author George R. R. Martin (A Song of Ice and Fire.) Interview published in May 2012 Rolling Stones Magazine. (via sweetupndown9) |
Louise: Are there any shows or movies left in the world that you haven’t perved up?
Tina: No. That’s why I’ve started writing erotic friend fiction. Using people at school and zombies.
#wait the fuck #is this joffrey? #no wonder he’s a dick #all the other kids thought he was lying about meeting batman
My name is Frank. That’s not important. The important question is: who are you? America has become a cruel and vicious place. We reward the shallowest, the dumbest, the meanest and the loudest. We no longer have any common sense of decency. No sense of shame. There is no right and wrong. The worst qualities in people are looked up to and celebrated. Lying and spreading fear is fine as long as you make money doing it. We’ve become a nation of slogan-saying, bile-spewing hatemongers. We’ve lost our kindness. We’ve lost our soul. What have we become? We take the weakest in our society, we hold them up to be ridiculed, laughed at for our sport and entertainment. Laughed at to the point, where they would literally rather kill themselves than live with us anymore.
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| — | God Bless America. (via sahgommes) |
